I live in Victora, BC, Canada. I’m in my mid-twenties. I’m awesome. new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 4, interval: 6000, width: 'auto', height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#DD5500', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#ffffff', color: '#000000', links: '#0011DD' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: false, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('THEmattmorrison').start(); Tumblr (3.0; @themattmorrison)http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bh863CgB1qebkw0o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Has anyone ever used one of these? Like, ever?</p>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22155858037http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22155858037Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:57:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bezrXH8v1qebkw0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22152105084http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22152105084Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:09:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37x1agZZL1qfrrv2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22123984550http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22123984550Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:01:44 -0700<p>Ladies and gentlemen, have you met Ms. <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pietraszek.tumblr.com/post/21936481377/joke-i-have-just-made-up">pietraszek</a>?:</p> <blockquote> <p>Q: why did the philistine eat the yogurt?</p> <p>A: to get a little culture.</p> </blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22117003333http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22117003333Mon, 30 Apr 2012 04:01:19 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37yeto1ZG1qlem7zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22101012254http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22101012254Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:03:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh0motnlkH1qgnyvno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gelatinobromurodeplata.tumblr.com/post/3518710573/blondie">gelatinobromurodeplata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Blondie</p> </blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22083107192http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22083107192Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:03:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvh3xC4Hb1qcfebso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22066005653http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22066005653Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:02:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1ztnsdw61qzlzoco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onepaz.tumblr.com/post/6032883940/debbie-via-timothybuckwalter">onepaz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Debbie…</p> <p>(via <a href="http://timothybuckwalter.typepad.com">timothybuckwalter</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22050130900http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22050130900Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:01:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkk4m5px21qmzpfio1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22041591653http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22041591653Sun, 29 Apr 2012 04:02:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d4wx25YC1r60l5go1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d4wx25YC1r60l5go2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blinddog.tumblr.com/post/21961045628/ridiculouscage-kitty-pants-found-in-the">blinddog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ridiculouscage.tumblr.com/post/19823597226/kitty-pants-found-in-the-first-nations-exhibit">ridiculouscage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kitty-pants.tumblr.com/post/19806822998/found-in-the-first-nations-exhibit-at-the-royal-bc">kitty-pants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Found in the First Nations exhibit at the Royal BC Museum. Is it just me or does this sculpture resemble Nicolas Cage?</p> </blockquote> <p><span>This does not just resemble Nicolas Cage, it is </span><em>clearly</em><span> a direct representation of the immortal being known to us as Nicolas Cage, who sailed to the new world in the early 16th century and met with the Nisga’a people, trading them the secrets in his immortality for shiny beads. Now we just have to track him from there to </span><a href="http://ridiculouscage.tumblr.com/post/19823434396/the-heavily-publicized-photo-of-a-man-from-1870">civil war times…</a></p> </blockquote> Yes! I know this sculpture and have always thought this! Fucking timetravelling Nic Cage</blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22025990458http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22025990458Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:38:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz77bkXrhV1r2wuy6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22025387979http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/22025387979Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:28:49 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ft_rdFhyO3A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Scott’s balls are waaaaay bigger than mine. Great work.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peepingtomfoolery.tumblr.com/post/19394490618/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-thing-i-have-ever">peepingtomfoolery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever posted online. I am testing my own character right now. But really, this is what this song does to me. Thank you, so much, Diplo. Your music gives me the strength to go on.</p> </blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/19408844341http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/19408844341Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:53:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zts8ALrr1qebkw0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/19408681152http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/19408681152Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:50:32 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SuHmEo0Bx7Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>oh my god <span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span><span>oh my god </span></p>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16571622897http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16571622897Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:58:27 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfcobyDQN1qebkw0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16537684334http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16537684334Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:21:47 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly61myMN2s1qebkw0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Still funny.</p>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16244599117http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16244599117Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:44:58 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy4vgQ4k21qk33yro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artofsprezzatura.tumblr.com/post/16076619730/yep">artofsprezzatura</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yep.</p> </blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16101239792http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/16101239792Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:26:17 -0800<a href="http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/onetimers/FrankGrimes.gif">http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/onetimers/FrankGrimes.gif</a>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/15861555961http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/15861555961Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:27:17 -0800<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iyzXiE-qbiM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s snowing.</p> <p>Minus The Bear - Hooray (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyzXiE-qbiM">FractalZero</a>)</p>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/15818834218http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/15818834218Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:48:21 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/15714972813/tumblr_lxmon6cnRa1qzparz&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamaaron.tumblr.com/post/15665578147/fiona-apple-criminal-yup-yup-yup">iamaaron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Fiona Apple - Criminal</strong></em></p> <p>yup yup yup</p> </blockquote>http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/15714972813http://themattmorrison.tumblr.com/post/15714972813Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:14:38 -0800